If I Had A Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car (A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (I'd build a tree fort in our yard)
If I had million dollars (You could help, it wouldn't be that hard)
If I had million dollars (Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere)
We could keep snacks and beverages...

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat (But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet (Yep, like a llama or an emu)

And if I had a million dollars (If I had a a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a million dollars
I'd buy your love

If I had a million dollars (We wouldn't have to walk to the store)
If I had a million dollars (Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more)
If I had a million dollars (We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner)
But we would eat Kraft Dinner (Of course we would, we’d just eat more)
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress (But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art (A Picasso or a Garfunkel)

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey (Haven't you always wanted a monkey)
If I had a million dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars)
If I had a million dollars
I'd be rich