F*** Her Gently

by Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to f*** her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And f***ing give her some smooches too

Sometimes you got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometimes you've got to say hey

I'm gonna f*** you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey, I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute Sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's f***ing teamwork

What’s your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, it’s not my favorite
But I'll do it for you

What’s your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f***ing f*** you discreetly
And then I'll f***ing bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna f*** you hard
Hard

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